Whattu issu thissu?
Suchu a guddu nameuu screwedu upuu!
Nothing will ever again get bangalored. It will have to be bangalurud.

Why are we sounding like a bhishon-bhaalo bengali metro?
We are back, not with a bang anymore, but with a beng!
What will Bangaloreans be called henceforth?
Bengaluruvasis? Bengalurueans? Bengalis?

Whattu the heckuu, thissu is sheeru dumbnessu!
I didn't like the change. Did you?